Kinda reassure me :) I don’t want to age if it kills sex.
Dear Lesbian,
If we were friends, which I ever so much hope us to become, tonight, I would invite you over to our bonfire. I’d share my riesling. It would be comfortable and relaxed. We could make s’mores. We could even sing off key together.
I’m engaged, and so I wouldn’t try to get in your…